Laborgeist
For the best experience, we recommend downloading a native build. The web build has known bugs </3
To run the web build, you need to use a Chromium-based browser such as Google Chrome.
Linux users, may need to enable WebGPU via
chrome://flags/#enable-unsafe-webgpu
Then start Chrome with `--enable-features=Vulkan`.
Laborgeist
The hyperrealistic office simulator you never asked for! Do you love going to office even while sick? Do you feel pride in increasing shareholder value? In Laborgeist you can walk, jump, some movement I was not told about, listen to corporate-mandated tunes, talk to awesome (and not so awesome) characters (with unpaid voice actors!), visit Britain-ish structures, eat authentic Czech cuisine in all (3) dimensions, tell Dave to shut up, become one with the machine, create peace (or maybe unrest?), and even rest for a corporate-mandated 5 second mental health break in this lore-filled action-inspired satelite walkie-talkie-jumpie-mangie-vomie-interactyvania!
ALL GLORPY TO GLORPO!
Credits
- Jan Hohenheim - project mischief, writing, game design, level design, dev-tooling, project oiling, texturing, modelling, asset management, moral support, voice acting, cool guy
- IQuick 143 - fever dream haver, joke production, game design, gameplay code, project oiling, dev-tooling, the harbringer of Next Generation UI and Reactivity, writing, level design, page design, credits writing, "cool guy"
- Freyja Moth - level design, writing, voice acting, objective programming, the (metaphorical) mother of David the Anarcho Sydney guy, cool girl(?)
- Nico - gameplay code, shaders, polish, grass and shroom gardener, bug-hunting, project oiling, asset management, cool guy
- Joe - SFX programming, asset management, bug-hunting, cool guy
- Vero - music, voice acting, game design, shaders, rendering expert, parkour expert, 100_000x dev, -100_000x dev, cool lizard
- Joona Aalto - physics, shaders, UI, voice acting, gloop reductor, door hinge expert, bug-hunting, namer, cool guy
- Corvus Prudens - music, voice acting, audio engineer, asset management, cool crow
- cereal - music, voice acting, amoral support, cool corvidae
- burningEmber - voice acting, cool gal
- IWonderWhatThisAPIDoes - modelling, texturing, voice acting, bug-hunting, cool guy
- Dylan - Broke his leg, we wish him well, cool guy
Further acknowledgments:
- Trenchbroom, yarnspinner, Bevy - software that helped make this possible.
- willow, forest, ebony, and meadow - emotional support cats
- Billie, Ratlas, Ratilla, Ratrick, and Bifidus - emotional support rats
- You - Being the type of entity to eat the credits
Source Code
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